A friend sent me this - I laughed so hard. I always threaten Mark that I'm going to set up an appointment with his executive secretary so I can see him. I never miss tithing settlement, it's our 15 minute date for the month of December.
On the Sunday before New Year's Day, a new Bishop told the congregation that when he had been made Bishop, he had set a goal of visiting every family in the ward before the year ended.
Apologizing that he had not met this goal, he asked anyone to raise their hand if they had been missed and really needed a visit before the end of the year.
Only one person raised her hand---the Bishop's wife.
On the Sunday before New Year's Day, a new Bishop told the congregation that when he had been made Bishop, he had set a goal of visiting every family in the ward before the year ended.
Apologizing that he had not met this goal, he asked anyone to raise their hand if they had been missed and really needed a visit before the end of the year.
Only one person raised her hand---the Bishop's wife.
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